Me- Have you talked to <Bob>?
Me- Could you please save me the stress and tell me what's up in our home at this time?
Me- I'm not asking about Bob Smith, Aaron. I'm asking about our g*ddamn contractor.
Aaron- Oh. he's there working. hell prob still be there when you or I get home. (presumably meant "he'll")
My lunch buddies Patty and Sara thought it was a real hoot. And were probably equally scared for me.
In normal Autumn fashion I will now point out an interesting phenomenon happening in Casa Van Weir.
|With flip flops. |
I now feel the need to drop some knowledge I got off Twitter today.You can get FREE ballet slippers by visiting this link at Capezio. The deal is $4.95 for shipping and they send them to you! I'm all over it. If you don't want a pair (they're FREE..maybe you didn't hear me) I'll show you mine when they come in! I enjoy a tasteful ballet slipper and really feel I can work it into my wardrobe from a casual standpoint. Or I'll wear them as slippers. I'm Excited! I was a ballerina in my younger years :)