I just ate chocolate until I felt sick because it's SO GOOD. We had a local vendor in yesterday that makes this creamy chocolate at her own shop Emalyn Sweets (they are on FB). I bought a carmel filled chocolate bar and a milk chocolate bar. Both are almost gone and I am ill. The sad part is some of the bar flaked off and got on my hands and desk. I started licking the chocolate off my hands. When one remaining flake appeared to "really be in there" I scratched it. hoping to break up some of that cocoa delight.
See it there? Yep. That's a birthmark. I licked and scratched a birthmark thinking it was chocolate. It quickly reminded me of one of my favorite Far Side comics.