My mother finished compiling the thousands of (I'm exaggerating) pictures from my wedding from multiple photographers. She advised me of this via the funniest text sequence ever.
Mom- Be sure to text your brother with the date for the Big E. (for non-locals, that's a giant New England fair)
Mom- And they are activated. (she means the wedding pictures)
Me- Is that a threat? Do you have bombs?
Mom- Very funny. Did you get my text about Big E?
Mom- Not the rapper.
Me- Yes, I texted John. Do you think the Big E is a rapper?
Mom- No Biggie E Small?
Me- <barely contained chortling at my desk> LMAO. It's Biggie Smalls, Ma. That's getting blogged.
Mom- Thought you'd like that. idk what I'm talking about. Just trying to keep up with you kids. :)
Me- You may have missed the boat. He died like 16 years ago.
Mom- IK that.
Of course I'll share the link in my next post. I need one more moment of glory for my wedding before we enter a new year and it's no longer "the year I got married".