Awwww Mom

   My mother finished compiling the thousands of (I'm exaggerating) pictures from my wedding from multiple photographers. She advised me of this via the funniest text sequence ever.

Mom- Be sure to text your brother with the date for the Big E. (for non-locals, that's a giant New England fair)

Mom- And they  are activated. (she means the wedding pictures)

Me- Is that a threat? Do you have bombs?

Mom- Very funny. Did you get my text about Big E?

Mom- Not the rapper.

Me- Yes,  I texted John. Do you think the Big E is a rapper?

Mom- No Biggie E Small?

Me- <barely contained chortling at my desk> LMAO. It's Biggie Smalls, Ma. That's getting blogged.

Mom- Thought you'd like that. idk what I'm talking about. Just trying to keep up with you kids. :)

Me- You may have missed the boat. He died like 16 years ago.

Mom- IK that.


  Of course I'll share the link in my next post. I need one more moment of glory for my wedding before we enter a new year and it's no longer "the year I got married".